never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over
It gets even better when you realize that was his entire strategy.
"I was the oldest bloke in the field and I knew that, skating four races back to back, I wasn’t going to have any petrol left in the tank. So there was no point in getting there and mixing it up because I was going to be in last place anyway. So I might as well stay out of the way and be in last place and hope that some people get tangled up."
this is how i get through life
my mom bought me a camouflage sweater today and i was like mom why did u do that and she said “so u can go hunting for men”
"boys won’t want you if you don’t shave"
joke’s on you boys already don’t want me
are u from oklahoma because ur ok
Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*
Taco cat spelt backwards is taco cat
*runs after garbage truck* WAIT!!!!! YOU FORGOT ME!!!!!